CONSPIRACY THEORY

It is common knowledge that the media had a huge role in the election of the Democratic presidential nominee, Barack Obama. Not so much radio and tv - every Limbaugh caricature is offset by the Oberman's, spewing half truths and flame throwing innuendo; but the liberal press, who exploited the segment of the population that can read.

However, I suspect the Republican party also conspired to sway the election. I think they realized that no one person can resolve the issues this nation faces in a time frame that our impatient citizens will accept. I think the Republicans tossed the Democrats the hot potato, expecting them to hold it for only 4 exasperating years.



I think they threw the election.

How else do you explain Sarah Palin?







Time for the donkeys to play defense; the elephants can remain offensive.
(Relax; it's just blog rhetoric.)

What a country, and I'm tickled pink to be here!


In a parallel universe, I live in Toronto, Canada. I am still working. I take the bus into town where I sell Lazy Boy furniture. I live in an apartment. I don't think I am married.

I don't own a grill. I don't have a pool. I don't go to, or even think about a house on the beach. I've never been to Vancouver; never been on a sea plane. I am still consumed by baseball. I enjoy Canadian football. Sometimes I throw things.
Still, I've got all my limbs, all of my senses. My mind functions.
I love the Canadian National Anthem; I enjoy the benefits of socialized medicine. The accents of my friends continues to charm.