Sunday, June 28, 2009

GREATEST HITS

I've been a member of the blogger community for a year now. Time for a reflective look back at some of my more popular entries, voted on by ................me. Time for another example of my shameless display of self. I apologize to no one; neither for my self promotion nor my diminishing relevance. (My next post was going to be an open letter to Bob Elliott of "Bob and Ray" fame.)

Here ya go..............

And they Lived Happily Ever After (06/29/08)







Props (07/28/08)





Double Wave (08/17/08)






Anniversary (08/23/08)





Religion and Politics (08/26/08)





Shameless (09/09/08) - Not a particular favorite, but it did garner the most responses; 38




The Greatest Story Ever Told (12/05/08)

The Other Greatest Story Ever Told (12/07/08)

And So it Goes (01/16/09)

A Simple Act of Human Kindness (03/04/09) - My personal favorite





One of My Favorite Things (05/10/09)



Manners (06/18/09)








So, here's the deal. I'm taking a hiatus; this blogging business almost seems like a job these days. I'll blog if so inspired, but me thinks the days of weekly entries are behind me. I don't have much more to say. I guess I've got writer's....something. (I can't think of the word.)

So, block some out some to reminisce with the blogs listed above. It's been fun.

And so it goes..............

Sunday, June 21, 2009

OPTIONS

There are two primary ways to become a father: have kids or become a priest.

I have to admit that, after a long day at work being repeatedly bludgeoned by an A-hole boss, there weere days that working directly for a higher power seemed pretty sweet. Comfort the needy, do a little magic, live with a buddy; not a bad life. But, no regrets. Three girls, three pearls. I am a happy, proud, thoroughly satisfied, embarassingly content, Father, Dad, Pop.

Happy Father's Day to me, to my few male readers, to us all.
Happy Father's Day to my Dad and my Father-in -Law.

Thanks for all of the life lessons.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Manners

Julie and Kirk's boys try very hard to mind their manners. They have learned that they have a better chance of getting what they want by prefacing their requests with an extremely polite "please." It has pretty much become second nature for them. They are taught (prodded) to say "thank you" to me and Geeg every time we play with them. That's fine, but, truth be told, Miles and Landon are my friends. I enjoy playing with them; I enjoy their company. They are on a very short list of my very best friends.


No thanks are necessary, but I do appreciate their parents' desire to maintain good manners from their children.

Therefore, I propose the following responses to our play time; alternatives to the mandatory "thank you." -

1. Hey Pop! Ain't no sunshine when you're gone.......

2. Dude, you rock my world!

3. Hey Pop! When I grow up, I want to be just like you. (Only taller.)


4.... (Let's go to the video .........)








5. You're funner than Geeg.

6. Hey Pop! Are you god?

7....Back to the tape............






8.




9.




Miles, as you can see, is a director's dream. He shows up on time and takes direction well. Landon, on the other hand, is a bit more tempermental. He's also something of a "method actor," more inclined to improvise rather than take orders. He was supposed to say " you rock my world," but instead he chose to say..................

10.





Cut! That's a wrap. Thank you buddy Miles; thank you Landon, pal o' mine....BFF for sure!





Sunday, June 7, 2009

New Diet

I'm considering a significant change to my eating habits; an all chicken diet. Not because of health or weight loss concerns; just revenge.



I hate birds. I will devour their relatives for revenge.


My life is good. The pool is open. As bad a job as I did closing the pool last September, I did an absolutely splendid job of getting it ready for this season. I'm enjoying the pool; the boys are enjoying the pool. Eventually, the real adults in this house will enjoy it too.


But the birds, filthy, disgusting birds: they use our pool as a toilet. To consider watching a flying freak open his little fowl ass cheeks and drop a bird turd is unpleasant to consider, but more unpleasant to visibly witness.



God damn birds.


Want to be my friend? Buy me a Kentucky Fried Chicken dinner.

Want to be my enemy? Buy me a bird house.

God damn filthy, stinking mother(loving) birds.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Creature Comforts

As an infant and toddler (and, okay, as a little boy), I gained comfort from a blanky with a silk edge. Somewhere along the line, blanky was replaced by a baseball glove.

The first one I remember was a very loose, flexible model; very dark with no player's name on it. I was seven.

I remember my first "superstar" moment, during a punch ball game in the alley behind the houses of Bartley, Eddie, and Donald. I made a leaping grab over the yard fence that protected the garden of a crabby neighbor. (Obviously, it was a very short fence.) Not only was I a superstar, I was a super hero. If the ball had gone in the garden, we wouldn't have gotten in back. I literally saved the game!

By the time I needed a new glove, I was a little more savvy. I got a Willie Mays model. I still have it. I'm fondling it as we speak. This was the first glove I really took care of; oiling it, setting the pocket by placing a ball in the middle of it and tying it up with string. Never had a pet, but I loved that glove. I suppose, since I still have it, I still do. This 50 year old glove is prominently displayed (much to Geeg's chagrin) in our bedroom, with a baseball signed by the NY Giants of 1957 in its pocket.




Next glove arrived at the age of 12; just in time for my brief Little League career. Again I provided evidence of matured savvy. No longer was the player's name a priority. I got a Stan Musial model, but it had the "H" web feature I craved. I used the glove thru Little League, sandlot games, and softball games, for over 25 years. I love this glove too, and, much to Kirk's chagrin, it hangs, not so prominently, in his garage.



Still another glove hangs in the garage; one that I won at a Little League raffle. A Brooks Robinson model that features a "sixth" finger instead of a web. Nice, but not one I would have chosen myself. Still, it was a wicked divergence from my reliable "H" model. (It also serves as a reminder of the day I met Bob Garibaldi, a Giant phenom at the time, whose careeer fizzled before it began. Oh well...)


Given this history of baseball gloves, it is not surprising that I was pleasantly pleased when Landon expressed a desire to have a glove of his own. I have been playing catch with Miles most days, and he has finally begun to appreciate the fact that a glove can actually help catch the ball!

Landon has been seeing his brudder"s improvent so he's ready to give this silly looking hand elongator a try.
We tried some little gloves that we still have here; gloves that Amy, Sara, and Julie got at a "glove Day" at Shea stadium many years's ago. Landon didn't think they were good enough, and he's was right. Too stiff, too big, too not Landon's.

Several days passed before I had an opportunity to do anything about Landon's desire. (We only have one car, and Geeg has a much more active schedule than I do.) But when I finally had the chance, I headed to my favorite local store.................Goodwill.

I was lucky; I found the same model glove Miles has, except it is two-toned. (And it has the name "Mason" written on the inside.) The glove is in great condition. I am not embarassed,
rather I am proud to announce that I bought this glove for one dollar.

Landon was sleeping when I got home. I waited patiently, eventually catching up with him as he was heading up the stairs. I asked him to come down, and I gave him the glove. in return, I received the most spontaneous most sensational, most sincere, "thank you" I ever got from my youngest grandson.

Priceless.

We quickly went out to play catch. Admittedly, the glove is still a hinderance, but Landon continues to give his all in his attempts to catch the elusive ball. Truth be told, Landon doesn't love his glove the way I love mine; no chance it will be replacing Gee any time soon. But, hey, he's only 3 years old. My first love affair with leather didn't occur till I was 7.






BTW, Miles is getting really good with his glove. It used to be that playing catch was almost a punishment; he always wanted to hit. Now, catch is fun - for both of us. And, it's really catch!

Each one of us throws the ball in the general vicinity of the other, and we both catch the ball most of the time; well lots of times. (Well...some times.) Miles loves to make diving catches. He'll be a superstar soon, probably seen on "Sportscenter." Landon is learning from a very patient Miles, so he'll be a superstar too.







PLAY BALL!!!