A cool cat taco walks into a bowling alley, brimming with delicious ingredients, looking hot and radiant. Spicy beef, assorted veggies, shredded cheese, sour cream, guacamole sauce from south of the border.
"This place smells like feet," she says.
The teenager behind the counter remains unperturbed.
"How you doin,"? he responds, smooth as a Rabbi blessing a bagel bakery.
Smitten, our taco heroine answers, "I love the smell of feet."
And they lived happily ever after, ever laughing, ever smiling.
Hence the now popular phrase: "Happy as a taco in a bowling alley."
What tha?
ReplyDeleteGeeg
Damn good readin', boy.
ReplyDeleteYer pissin' away yer talent. Show the whole damn world.
Where's muh bat?
The corked one.
Dammit.
Tyrus Raymod Cobb
I meant Tyrus RAYMOND Cobb.
ReplyDeleteCain't spell. Dammit.
Y'all got money on yuh?
Dammit.
Tyrus Raymond Cobb
Classic.....Who wrote this, I'm LMAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously!! I'm now assless!!!!
Wow!I just can't say anything else.
ReplyDeleteLove Mema
You don't have anything new to tell us?
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