I'm considering a significant change to my eating habits; an all chicken diet. Not because of health or weight loss concerns; just revenge.
I hate birds. I will devour their relatives for revenge.
My life is good. The pool is open. As bad a job as I did closing the pool last September, I did an absolutely splendid job of getting it ready for this season. I'm enjoying the pool; the boys are enjoying the pool. Eventually, the real adults in this house will enjoy it too.
But the birds, filthy, disgusting birds: they use our pool as a toilet. To consider watching a flying freak open his little fowl ass cheeks and drop a bird turd is unpleasant to consider, but more unpleasant to visibly witness.
God damn birds.
Want to be my friend? Buy me a Kentucky Fried Chicken dinner.
Want to be my enemy? Buy me a bird house.
God damn filthy, stinking mother(loving) birds.
I think you made a mistake. You certainly wouldn't want fried chicken - you must have meant the new Kentucky Grilled Chicken, right?
ReplyDeleteJealous of your weight loss Geeg
BIRDS SUCK!!!
ReplyDeleteI CONSIDERING A BIRD HOUSE ONLY SO I COULD SHOOT THEM WHILE THEY EAT!
Let's hear it for the adorable picture of Miles. He will do anything his buddy Pop asks him to. It's stinkin' adorable how much he adores his Grandpa.
ReplyDeleteLMAO... LMAO.... I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING... OMG...THAT IS SO SO FUNNY.
ReplyDeleteAND MILES... OH MY.. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.. THAT WAS THE VERY BEST BLOG YOU HAVE EVER WRITTEN.
LOVE, MEMA
......did she really just say "LMAO" ?
ReplyDeleteMr. G -
ReplyDeleteI too am jealous of your weight loss. What is your secret?