We saw a heron eat a fish on the beach one day last week. He ate it whole, like a snake eats a rat. That's just not right. I guess he got the nourishment he needed, but a fresh seafood dinner should be savored.
Who do I have to call to right this wrong? Let's get this heron some dentures and a bib so he can enjoy his next feast. Marion - please call Eleanor; maybe she has some D.C. connections with Mother Nature.
I want to throw a dinner party for this heron, but I'll need some help.
Amy, you live on the glamorous west coast; invite some stars to join us. See if Lawrence FISHburne is available.
Julie, you have royalty in your family; see if the Prince of WHALES can join us.
Sara, will you coordinate games and entertainment? I'm thinking sCRABble while we dance to music from SEAL and Hootie and the BlowFISH.
Geeg, please plan on providing your famous TUNA casserole.
Holy MACKERAL, this is going to be fun!
Anybody got any ideas? Don't CLAM up on me now!
Are you inviting our friend, Adolph?
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Oh Boy! These are things we DON"T talk about.. but... shhhhh! can we invite people we don't like and they can SLEEP WITH THE FISHES?????
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The Italian on the West Coast
I'm on it, though Eleanor has a lot on her seafood platter right now. You know, other fish to fry, etc.
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Clever, clever Big Sister...Your little brother must get his wacky sense of humor from you!
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