Saturday morning, 3:20 a.m. A tearless goodbye to our beach, and we hit the road to somewhere, over the rainbow. Lucky for us, there is a pot of gold at each end.

I drove first, as my bride slept in preparation for her shift. Passing thru Orlando, I picked up a hitchiker; Minny Mouse. She was totally wasted. I'm not sure what happened next; I think she slipped me a Mickey. Petty Guastello took over in south Georgia and took us to the Carolinas.

Her fellow drivers enjoyed her occasional expletives and one finger salutes, as she zig zagged her way thru an endless stream of pick up trucks, searching desperately for a Dunkin' Donuts.
Yada, yada, yada, 22 hours and one tedious and unscheduled journey over the George Washington Bridge; we pull into the driveway of 37 Park Lane East. We don't pull into the garage; that is now forever lost to the family Pokrinchak.
Four weeks, basically alone in a small condo. Twenty two hours, basically alone in a small SUV.
For our next trick, I suggest we spend 6 hours alone in one of our Florida bathrooms.
Eat your heart out , David Blaine.
And so it goes........................
And yet:
Early in our voyage, about 7 a.m., I'm already tiring. My eyelids are heavy; it is difficult to keep focused on the road. I suspect God is trying to get my attention; perhaps I should pull over, even though we're not scheduled to stop until 7:30. But I can't do that. It was my idea to leave at the ungodly hour of 3; I must, if nothing but for the sake of vaniy, hold on for while longer.
Sensing that I was ignoring His hands weighing down my eyelids, God called upon His angel.
My bride awoke, smacking me on the shoulder. I admit to being prone to ignoring God, but I never ignore my better half. Alive and awake, we traveled on.
Now, this tale can be dismissed as blog fodder,but I suggest that perhaps we should be more open to the concept that perhaps God does indeed work in mysterious ways.
Much like the way David Blaine does.

An innocent typo or a weighted statement?... "Petty Guastello"
ReplyDeleteDad doesn't do typos. I'm guessing he was just being extremely clever. I don't know how he thinks of these things. I believe he was comparing Mom to Richard Petty, the famous NASCAR driver....Or maybe it was a typo. That's the thing about Dad. You just never know...
ReplyDeleteI provided a picture of Richard Petty. Could I have made my intentions any more clear?
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Very clever, my dear, the way you weaved that beautiful Florida rainbow photo into your story. Also clever was Petty Guastello, but I have to admit I missed it. I thought the picture was representing all the Southern drivers. It was an entirely do-able trip. Let's do it again sometime, maybe October?
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My bad, my bad...I'd as likely get an obscure physics reference as I would a blatant Nascar one, so the picture didn't tip me off in the least.
ReplyDeleteI really look forward to your alter ego and desperate need to come columist for the NY Mirror. Is that still in print? I got the Petty thing; you were referring to Patty's speeding and her ability to weave and bob thru traffic like a racer car driver. It must be the age; because I get your sick and funny humor.
ReplyDeleteLove, Mema
Very entertaining...I now see where Julie gets her creative writing from....
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